A True True Ship (A True True Friend parody)

Hijack: It worked! It worked! Oh, I’m so happy your fandom’s back! Now we need your help. A true, true ship helps a ship in need. A ship will be there to help them feel

Hijack and Jackunzel: A true, true ship helps a ship in need to spread the love, that sails from a true, true ship

Hiccunzel: Uh, hello? Ship trapped inside, remember?

Hijack: Meripunzel needs your help. She’s trying hard making what she can

Jackunzel: Would you try? Just give it a chance. You might find that you’ll start to understand

Hijack and Jackunzel: A true, true ship helps a ship in need. A ship will be there to help you feel. A true, true ship helps a ship in need to spread the love, that sails from a true, true ship

Hiccunzel: Uh, what just happened?

Hijack: There’s no time to explain, but we need your help. Mericcup’s trying to make fluff

Hiccunzel: Say no more! Mericcup needs your help. She’s trying hard making what she can. Would you try? Just give it a chance. You might find that you’ll start to understand

Hijack, Jackunzel and Hiccunzel: A true, true ship helps a ship in need. A ship will be there to help them feel. A true, true ship helps a ship in need to spread the love, that sails from a true, true ship

Meripunzel: Oh my, what a terrible dream I had. Or, maybe I’m still having it

Hijack: Meripunzel, Jarida’s about to lose the fandom! We need Mericcup’s help

Meripunzel: Lose the fandom? Well we can’t let that happen now, can we? Jarida is in trouble, we need to get there by her side. We can try to do what we can now, for together we can be her guide!

Hijack, Jackunzel, Hiccunzel and Meripunzel: A true, true ship helps a ship in need. A ship will be there to help them feel. A true, true ship helps a ship in need to spread the love, that sails from a true, true ship

Mericcup: Yee-haw! Now that’s more like it. What’s next?

Hijack: The passengers are furious. We need the old Jarida back.

Mericcup: I’m on it. I know just the thing. The passengers need you, they’ve been sad for a while. They march around, faces frown and never seem to smile. And if you feel like helping then we would love to know! If you get in there and spread some cheer from here to the North Pole

Jarida: Come on, shippers, I wanna see you smile!

Fans: Jarida!

Six main ships and fans: A true, true ship helps a ship in need. A ship will be there to help them feel. A true, true ship helps a ship in need to spread the love, that sails, from a true, true ship!